People on Social media : Look at that girl! How dare she wear such a cultureless dress. This is why rapes happen! Fear God, he will punish you kid!
People in real life : What is God doing? Doesn't he have eyes to see how much we suffer!?
Meanwhile in Heaven, God : Arrey, wait! Am busy taking the count of girls who are wearing short dresses, laughing aloud, walking out post 6 p.m, showing attitude etc. Lemme finish it and I'll attend to you.
Parent of girl : The groom's party would be coming to see you.
Girl : I am getting married, I am moving to their house. I must go and see them first right? When are we going to see their house?
Parent : Me, your mom and a few relatives will go next week to meet them.
Girl : What's the logic in you all going to leave me?!!
Parent : My dear, Customs and traditions are more important than practicality even in this modern era!
When there was more than one religion they said, "We believe in one country, one religion". They fought each other and outcasted all the minorities. Then there was only one religion, people dreamt of a peaceful country. But then the caste system emerged. Back to square one! The slogan changed to "One country, one caste!", then "one language"... and it went on...and on and on...